by Dr. Alex
What does Santa keep in his belt? I mean it MUST be a utility belt – just like Batman.
How could one man crack every security code, pick every lock, eat every cookie, and sneak away unnoticed?
One thing I’m sure of: Santa packs the adult sized diapers. No, not just for him! For the reindeer as well!
Think about it. If he travels all around the world and stops at every house, there is no time for a pit stop.
When was the last time you read of a family waking up to a jolly man pooing in their bathroom?
Thanks for reading and listening!